Quote #17044
“‘Today was very sullen.’ Said the weather forecaster” – davepoobond -~- Tags: A DPB Tag, meteorologist, weather
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Q: What kind of weather excites a pet duck? A: Fowl weather, of course! -~- Tags: duck, weather
View ArticleJoke #17885: The World’s Weirdest Weather Joke
When Julius Caesar saw a storm coming, he consulted his weather wizard. “What’s it going to be like?” he asked the wizard. “Hail, Caesar!” replied the wizard. -~- Tags: hail, weather, wizard
View ArticleJoke #17887
Q: Why does winter always seem like the longest season? A: Because it comes in one year and out the other. -~- Tags: weather, winter
View ArticleJoke #18433
It’s that time of the year — the days are getting longer and the weather’s warming up. That means only one thing: time to call in sick. Here are some actual, road-tested excuses collected in a survey...
View Article“Immigration Interview” Breakdown
This entry is part 6 of 13 in the series Dave's BreakdownI kid you not, this is the exact text from which I found on a poster board at my high school. The spelling and grammar errors are exactly as...
View ArticleWeather Report
Here is tomorrow’s weather report for Iraq and vicinity. Early tomorrow a tit front will collide with a mass of hot cum moving from the north. This means we can expect Blowing winds and occasional...
View ArticleQuote #21190
“It’s getting warmer, and do you know what that means? Girls are getting into convertibles and driving them, while talking on cell phones and yelling at their friends on the sidewalks. I wish it was...
View ArticleQuote #23853
“‘Whether or not the weather will be sunny or not we will have rain,’ the weather reporter said.” – davepoobond, for a 7th grade writing assignment -~- Tags: A DPB Tag, rain, sun, weather
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